PET RULES

To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.

Dear Dogs and Cats,

The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.

Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help
because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, and try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I
cannot stress this enough!
 o pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our
 front door:

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 To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets

1. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
 (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)

3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is
 short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

 Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

 1. Eat less
 2. Don't ask for money all the time
 3. Are easier to train
 4. Usually come when called

 5. Never drive your car
 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
 7. Don't smoke or drink
 8. Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions
 9. Don't wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollar for college, and
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children

author Denise Koltys

Titus,Thaine,Troy

News Flash!! Titus rated #4 Mastiff in Canada

American and Canadian Champion  Titus of Jewel Meadows aka "Titus".  He is our 4 year old 32'' to the shoulder and 190 pound male he was our first Mastiff.    We bonded so closely with him he never leaves my side he follows me from room to room goes everywhere with me.  He helps on the farm he is so gentle he helps me gather eggs without ever chasing a chicken. He has the sweetest disposition.  My mother is in an Assisted Living Facility and he loves to go in and visit all the elderly residents.  He knows to be calm around them and they love to pat the "Big" dog.

He is extremely sensitive a raised voice is all he needs for a correction. He is crushed when he does something wrong and is scolded which rarely happens. He will go and sulk in his room on his couch.

Titus just finished his Canadian Championship in only 4 shows and took a Group 4!

Titus at 11 months old                                 Titus snoozing

TITUS OF JEWEL MEADOWS    

Registration: WS06963706 (AKC) Sire: WP98570002  
 
Breed: MASTIFF Dam: WR00990305
Sex: M *Titles: American and Canadian CH
Color: FAWN CHIC #: 26087
Birthdate: Oct 18 2003 Addtl. Reg. #
DNA Profile: AKC DNA #V453139    
 
 
 OFA Number  Registry   Test/Film Date   Report Date   Age   Final Conclusion 
MF-6448F24M-PI HIPS Nov 3 2005 Dec 2 2005 24 FAIR
MF-EL3221M24-PI ELBOW Nov 3 2005 Dec 2 2005 24 NORMAL
MF-CA1091/24M/P-PI CARDIAC Nov 3 2005 Dec 5 2005 24 NORMAL - PRACTITIONER
MF-PA1194/24M/P-PI PATELLA Nov 3 2005 Dec 5 2005 24 NORMAL - PRACTITIONER
MF-TH640/24M-PI THYROID Nov 3 2005 Dec 5 2005 24 NORMAL
MF-PRA688/4M-PI PROGRESSIVE RETINAL ATROPHY Mar 10 2004 Jan 9 2007 4 GENOTYPICALLY CLEAR FOR PROGRESSIVE RETINAL ATROPHY
MF-2907 CERF Mar 31 2007 May 6 2007 41 TESTED: 05,07

 PRA-DNA tested Negative Optigen Accession #04-811

 vWD negative,                         

Cystinuria #1421 negative,

Titus is MCOA Gold Health award winner

He is available for stud to approved females.

Please e-mail us for a Stud contract

Thaine

My New Addition

"Thaine" Dreamquest's Special Edition

 Thaine is following in his daddy's footsteps he is growing like crazy at 17 weeks old he weighed in at 80 pounds.  At this point his conformation is wonderful I can't wait to get him in the show ring!! 

Troy

  

Troy is the male I am keeping out of my Tia/Theoden litter he is going to be incredibly large he is pictured here at 6 weeks old and already over 25 pounds.